I Will Compete With Jos A Bank
I am finally “almost” settled in at our new home- 28 West 44th St , which is across the street from the Harvard Club and New York Yacht Club. I invite all to visit. I now have time to resume my blog when I have somthing worthy to say.
I try to learn by observing what those around me are doing. I have been amused by the endless promotions that one hears on the radio and sees on television promoting the daily “For one day only” sales by Jos A Bank. In a moment of enlightenment the other day I realized how successful they must be- why else would a publicly owned profitable company keep paying big bucks to ad agencies and for radio, television and newspaper exposure?
I have decided to compete! In keeping with the quality of the clientel I am privileged to serve, I will out due JAB. The following offer is good for the next Three days ONLY ( JAB offers are usually only good for 1 day) : Purchase one bespoke suit tailored using Holland & Sherry’s Escorial fabric for $625,000 and I will give you , absolulely for free, my town house condominium located on Preakness Mountain in Wayne ,NJ and a black Saab SUV , which is in perfect running condition and has less than 18,000 miles of use. The town house will be unfurnished . The Saab will have a full tank of gas.
Tags: Jos A Bank Promotions

June 3rd, 2011 at 10:48 am
Any warrantee on that Saab?